{"product_id":"the-hell-i-wont-tee","title":"The Hell I Won't Tee","description":"Soft, lived-in cotton with a sharp attitude. This tee carries a simple, blackletter phrase across the chest that reads like a private manifesto—quietly bold, dryly humorous, and utterly unbothered. Lightweight yet durable, the shirt feels familiar from the first wear and keeps its shape thanks to a ribbed collar and shoulder tape. Wear it to punctuate a weekend coffee run, a protest sign of one, or an evening with friends where sarcasm is currency. The understated cut and neutral color keep the focus on the words; the result is a small, wearable declaration that fits into a wardrobe of people who prefer expression over excess.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight 180 g\/m² fabric for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, durable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free wear\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing methods (DTG + DTF) for crisp chest and sleeve\/label details\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified; meets EU safety standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Yallternative Boutique","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48070690341082,"sku":"31657839558352907843","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48070690373850,"sku":"43981397024830569370","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48070690406618,"sku":"23478617783431564757","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48070690439386,"sku":"43267545155977510523","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48070690472154,"sku":"30212983953847083684","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48070690504922,"sku":"12593388061697019559","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/9041\/9674\/files\/4.png?v=1781752558","url":"https:\/\/yallternativeboutique.com\/products\/the-hell-i-wont-tee","provider":"Yallternative Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}